Wow! Larry King says SCREW THIS to his 13 year marriage and filed for divorce from his much younger wife, Shawn Southwick. But don't feel sorry for Shawn 'cause word is there was NO prenup, which is astonishing since ol' Larry is worth a reported $100 Mill. We also hear that ol' Larry may have been cheating on Shawn for several years with ....wait for it... Shawn's YOUNGER SISTER, Shannon! OMG! Can you say scandalous???
We know why Larry would cheat (men are dogs?) but why would Shawn's sister go there? Could she not resist ol' Larry's sex appeal *scratching head* or was she blinded by $$$$$? We say the bitch was blinded! But you never know, Shawn may have put her up to it so that she could escape having to keep rubbing toes at night with a corpse... oops! (did we say that out loud???) we mean ol' Larry. With no prenup she won't be a victim of post divorce blues, that's for sure!
Hmmm...really Larry? NO PRENUP??? Poor thing, probably thought Shawn was THE ONE. Still, Larry! Dayum! ***Sidebar: Seems like Larry's dough is what keeps his blood pumping, without it we imagine he'd turn to dust. Maybe he's ready to blow away? Oops, again!
Anywho, we want to know how many more marriages ol' Larry has in him? Can he squeeze one more in? As it stands, he's the new Elizabeth Taylor with 8(!) marriages under his belt. Bet once Shawn is finished with him in divorce court, his days of ($)blinding($) women into marriage (&/or betraying their own sister) will be over.
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