FECAL MATERIAL AND BLOOD FOUND IN NEW PAIRS OF WOMEN UNDERWEAR AFTER A COUNTRYWIDE DEPARTMENT STORE INVESTIGATION, HIGHEST PERCENTAGES FOUND IN LOS ANGELES -- EWWW!

Dr. Oz just reported on Good Day L.A. that after an undercover "swat" effort investigating department stores around the country selling women underwear, they found that the stores in Los Angeles had the highest percentage of fecal material, candida, or blood found in the new garments. This disgusting revelations says that not wearing underwear is your best bet, but if you insist wash them immediately after popping those tags!

And, what's up L.A.? Why are percentages of this travesty found here? Nasty bitches!