MEET THE 2012 OLYMPIC MASCOTS!

*scratches head* Any ideas on what they're supposed to be?


via Perez Hilton

These are the official mascots for the upcoming 2012 Olympics in London.
Their names are Wenlock and Mandeville.
The "characters" were named after the birthplace of the Paralympic Games, Stoke Mandeville hospital in Buckinghamshire and the village of Much Wenlock in Shropshire, which hosted a precursor to the modern Olympic Games in the 19th century.
We're pretty sure they are metallic sperm.