SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE F IS WRONG WITH KELLY KILLOREN BENSIMON???

Kelly Killoran Bensimon (What is that circle beneath her skin just under/ in-between her breasts???)

First of all, let us just say that this blog is not one dedicated to bashing folks (We go to other blogs for that, teehee. Shout out to LynnNChicago!) but this biyash has worked our every nerve, and then some, since her very first appearance on Real Housewives of NYC. Seriously. She has done nothing but antagonize Bethenny Frankel from the start, beginning with the infamous charity meeting where she stepped out of line causing Bethenny to snap, "Who does she think she is, Madonna?" (We still love that one!)

That Madonna comment obviously set Kelly into a mental frenzy and prompted her "how can I get Bethenny back for embarrassing me on TV?" campaign. We say this because after that happened it seemed her mission has been to discredit and well, just plain destroy Bethenny. But who would take a snarky comment, a joke, this far? ....  Right! So, this made us re-think things and conclude that her entire reason for being on the show in the first place has been one big (attempted) agenda to tear-down Bethenny.  (Pop the Trunk to Read More and Watch Video proof of Kelly's-crazy!)



Kelly aka KookooForKoKoPuffs claimed to have never watched the show before signing up (who does that???) and with that not know anything about Bethenny. But that can't be true! Even if she never watched the show, Bethenny was a well-known NYC based chef before the show. And Kelly is supposedly a big part of NY's society-scene, so she HAD to at the very least have known who Bethenny was. Has she had it out for Bethenny all along??? We think so!Watching news clips for this piece, we came across a short video in which Kelly thanks all of the housewives for their contribution to the show. (When we find it we will post!) Lastly after all of the other thank you's, she thanked Jill for, what sounded like, getting her on the show.  Now that makes sense! Jill even before we knew the kind of snake she is, planted Kelly on the show to battle Bethenny and turn fans against her. Jill in the meantime would stay pretty neutral. We wondered why Kelly always kissed Jill's ass.

If not, why did she even sign up for the show in the first place? Assumedly, thanks to a former modeling career and her ex-husband, famed photographer Giles Bensimon, she has a nice life. Beautiful home(s), freedom to ride horses and spend her days (in her words) "eating lollipops and doing cartwheels", reportedly she has hired help/nannies (who quit every few months), she has the freedom to travel and live it up, and is said to be a NY taste-maker, so why go on a popular reality show and commence to making a fool of herself?  Why, why, why???

Seriously?! She claims to be shy but signs up for an already popular reality show? She's a divorced mother of two whom we assume doesn't currently have a career but the kids are rarely shown so she's not portraying herself as a homemaker (she can't even make a decent pancake damnit! Lol!), she has no product to hawk (Haaha! Unless you count a single feather bracelet and pair of earrings... feathers?! Lol!), nor does she (publicly) host charity functions like the others do-- so really, what's her purpose?! She's a former model (not super) who says she's a writer and editor but we have yet to see solide proof of this, and her weakness with words totally contradict her claims.

Speaking of contradictions, Kelly is the Queen of them. A walking talking one (see video below!). To name a few: She's a self proclaimed shy and modest person yet she posed for Playboy, she says she's a vegetarian but turns around and eats steak, she says she doesn't eat non-processed foods but is seen eating gummy bears....and admits being addicted to candy in general. She also wears fur in the name of PETA! She asks people to "celebrate her" yet says/does NOTHING to earn said celebration. When confronted with this on the reunion show finale, she claimed that it is okay for her to change her mind whenever and however she feels. She says there's nothing wrong with it. Bethenny tried to stress that it's about the declarations, even more so. "I don't eat meat!" Eats meat. "I don't eat processed foods!" Eats gummy bears. "I don't drink alcohol!" Drinks shots of alcohol. Again-- who does this??? (Watch the video and see for yourself!)
Ok-- did you see that?! From the "I'm up here, you're down there" statement to Bethenny (mind you, this was said after Kelly invited her to meet up to talk, was a half and hour late, then proceeded to insult Bethenny to the tenth-degree) to her total breakdown (yikes!) on St. John's island-- including the many queer and awkward shenanigans in-between-- Kelly's behavior has been on the "she's crazy" radar for the entirety of her two seasons of the show. But it wasn't until the St. John's episode that we saw things get really dark. It was St. John's which convinced us that her behavior is not just for more air-time, and that it's not just stupidity. The bish is Crazy! Yes, Crazy with a capital C!

Okay, we give some of the credit to editing with regards to the Kelly vs. Bethenny feud only because it's because of the show that they were "forced" to interact, and almost everytime they did, there was drama. But no one can make this stuff up. She spurts out random words and sayings like "Al Sharpton!" and "satchels of gold" for no rhyme or reason (caught on film!). She has also exhibited the "single-white-female-syndrome" with regards to Bethenny and we want to know why? What the F is wrong with this woman?! She has blamed Bethenny (and the others as a matter of fact) of being jealous of her, but we feel it's the other way around. C'mon people. Who would you rather be if you HAD to choose??? ..... Thank you. There is no way on earth Kelly can be this obsessed with the tear-down of one single person without some certifiable crazy in her. (Please if you haven't watched the show, we cannot possibly recap all of her antics here ... there are just too many- just trust us! Or, roll tape! lol But seriously you can watch video, or read full recaps for validation of our claim-- see bottom of post for links.) 

                                   From left:  (Kelly K. Bensimon, Ramona Singer, Evil Incarnate Jill Zanders, bethenny Frankel, Countess LuAnn deLesseps (pic via [WarmingLow]

(Lol @ Kelly in the above pic) We realize that each episode (including each of the 3-part reunion) was only one hour long and the drama is turned up for ratings. But Kelly's behavior as a woman, hell as a human (this we have also questioned!), has been psychotic to the point of concern for Bethenny's AND even her children's well-being. So WTF, Bravo? Sure Kelly's crazy makes for great TV (well, not really anymore because many, including us, threaten to stop watching if she returns next season) but she has two young children! Are you really considering bringing her back next season? Clearly the woman needs a serious psychological intervention.

Oh and we for the sake of time and space, we won't even go into (right now) her arrest for assault against her bruised ex-boyfriend (pic'd with Kelly below)-- who says it wasn't the first time she assaulted him. At the time she was new to the show and wasn't questioned when she accused him of lying. Now, we question, as she has shown the world the way she interprets and communicates actual events. Falsely.

Kelly Bensimon (r.) and boyfriend Nicholas Stefanov

                                                           (Pic via NYDailyNews)

And, anyone who is rooting for her return (we've seen these fools on Twitter) is sick themselves. And, this is our first mention of cast mate Jill Zarin (Yuck! We hate her! She's a whole other post!) but shame on her for claiming to be Kelly's friend and not stepping in to try to help her. Instead, she is using her as a weapon against Bethenny (once Jill's bff) because she's sick with envy that Bethenny got her own show. Jill is jealous to the point of trying her every hand to sabotage Bethenny's show, and her. Trifling! We wouldn't be surprised if Jill is pitching a show to Bravo right now, starring herself an Kelly. Not surprised at all.

                                         (pic via [EOnline]

But back to Kelly. What the F is her problem?! We keep asking because we really want to know. The reunion shows had promise of closure but completely failed. We've even tried to communicate to her personally on Twitter and only received confirmation of the crazy in her. See, we tweeted a link to a very unflattering article about her, and all she could reply was that she loved the article and appreciated it bringing light to her many charities/projects. But OMG it sooo didn't! Why reply at all if that's all you can say? It just makes you look worse! Though, it did get us plenty of Retweets and new followers, so thanks for that. To our credit we tried to get her side of the story by tweeting back asking if we could email her some interview questions. We added that it was because we find her "fascinating" (better to lure with honey than vinegar!) but the line was dead at that point.


The only thing left for us by way of closure is the "Lost Footage" episode that is airing this Thursday night. However, we have no faith that this will do anything but enhance our frustration with her and the show. The only other thing we can do, the last resort, is wait to see how the casting pans out for next season and take it from there. The last thing Kelly (or the audience) needs is to stay on the cast. We vote that Kelly (and Jill, for that matter) be kicked off the island-- and that is all that is left to say. Remove her from the show and make sure she seeks the help that she needs to get better. Maybe if she starts eating three full healthy meals a day her brain may heal. We don't know, but somebody needs to do something... or at least step up and tell us what the F is wrong with her! If you are an insider, and can share this info, please let us know!!! Otherwise, see ya back here after the "Lost Footage Episode"! And, if you want awesome recaps of past episodes visit Reality Tea and LynnNChicago's blog.

For your final Kelly Killoren Bensimon viewing pleasure, the video below is of her trying to "spin" things and make herself seem sane. Ummm, it didn't work. We saw the show! We've heard the sane cast members describe the off-camera behavior. We can't be tricked.

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