LINDSAY LOHAN, OUT OF JAIL AND RIGHT INTO REHAB...

Lindsay Lohan was released from jail after 13 long days of serving hard time, ya'll. (NOT!) Word is, she was released from Lynwood Correctional at about 1:35AM. Though the paps were eagerly awaiting her exit for the money shot, they were sadly disappointed, as she discreetly got into a black SUV and then whisked directly to UCLA Medical Center for her mandatory rehab treatment. Womp womp. We look forward to seeing how jail and rehab affects Lindsay's life in the near future. Hopefully, she can get her acting career out of the dumpster and do what she does best-- act.