KOURTNEY & KIM KARDASHIAN TAKE NEW YORK?

So, if you're familiar with the Kardashians, you know they have reality shows up the ying-yang. Well, what used to be "Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami" will now be "Kourtney & Kim Take New York". Khloe is newly married and claims she can't just pick up and move. And, especially so since her husband is Laker star, Lamar Odom. He's a walking target in L.A.. The groupies are cutthroat and thirsty. A deadly combo for any marriage, let alone a marriage with two (2) stars. But it could also be for reasons that are much more obvious. Ratings. The bottom-lign is the dollar-sign. Don't.getit.twisted. And, thirdly, Khloe can't stand Kourtney's baby daddy Scott Douchebag Disick. We can only imagine the major bum-whoopings he's suffered behind the scenes at the hands of Khloe... and, maybe even Kris. And, Rob too at this point. Bruce Kim and the younger two K girls are waiting in line too.-- behind us! Ugh! & Grrrr! Pop the Trunk for more + Khloe and Lamar tidbits...


Anywhoo, they decided at the end of last season to open a new Dash store in New York, right? Which, happens to be where Scott's from, and where his family still lives. He's been pretty vocal about wanting to get away from the Kardashian clan [who pretty much hate him], so it makes sense for them to move there. But we wonder why they didn't just make the show about Kourtney, Scott and the baby? Look at Kendra and Hank... and now, Hank, Jr.. Is it that Kourtney can't pull the ratings without one of the other sisters? (We're not the biggest fans of Kourtney, so we can dig that. Boy, do we hate Scott. But he makes for a good TV villain. The problem is, Kourt is a villain too. She acts all hard but she's really very vulnerable. Another deadly mix.

Whatever the case, we wish them well. After all, there's a baby involved. A wittle innocent baby. Hopefully, he will grow up to be nothing like his dad. Or, better yet, Kourtney will get that DNA test she knows she's overdue for and we will find out he IS NOT the father. Wow, that was mean...but we sooo meant it!

Speaking of Khloe and Lamar, they recently celebrated their 1-year anniversary and celebrated by renewing their vows (above). Wow, it's been a year already? And, for them 1-year is really like 5...or 10 even in celebrity marriage years. And, look at 'em. They still look happy. We hear a reality show is in the works for these two. If we could stand Khloe's baby voice she uses when she's around Lamar, we'd watch. But we can'tttt! [Source]