THE KARDASHIANS GLAM-UP CONFIDENTIAL MAG...

Yep, those money-making Kardashian sisters cover Confidential mag's fall fashion issue. Hmmm. Wonder what they're talkin' about inside their feature. The rag mags have been trying to pit Kim and Kourtney against each other lately, claiming Kim is jealous of Kourtney's post baby bod. Personally, we think Kourtney's relationship with her douche-bag baby daddy makes her ugly as hell.  But that's just us. With that being said, note to Kim: Don't hate on Kourtney 'cause she's skinny, hate on her 'cause she's botox and surgery free. Now stop it. [Source]

IS PLAYBOY READY FOR MONTANA FISHBURNE?

Well supposedly, these are her Playboy test shots said to have been taken before she did her xxx flicks. She should have probably gone this route instead of doin' that silly porn. Without her name, we doubt she would ever get Playboy's attention. Even with it, we doubt that that pimp Hef would have made an enemy out of Morpheus Larry Fishburne. Though pops should have been thrilled at this option. At least she wouldn't have been physically violated by a bunch of grimy strangers. Geesh! [Source]

SERENA WILLIAMS COVERS HAMPTONS MAG...

Do we smell photoshop on that azz?? They know they better stop and embrace the curves! The Hamptons just ain't ready for what Serena's servin'. SMH [Source]

KIMORA AND HER GIRLS ARE AT IT AGAIN...

Shopping that is! Must be niceeee.... [Source]

NAHLA AUBREY TOURS THE UK...

Forget about her famous parents, Nahla Aubrey totally takes the spotlight when they're out and about on their UK jaunt. Pop the Trunk for more pics from another day in the UK minus dad. . .

GLAMOUR MAG COVERS JENNIFER LOPEZ & ANGELINA JOLIE...

And, even the haters must agree that they both look amazing!  [Source]

SO, DID YOU HERE THE ONE ABOUT SHAQ AND HOOPZ?

Word on the street is these two are engaged but there's been no confirmation of this just yet. We've been hearing about sightings of them all-coupled-up for the past few weeks but didn't really pay no never mind, until now. In case you don't remember, Nicole "Hoopz" Alexander was the original VH1 "Flavor of Love" winner, there was also a little sex tape that came out soon after-- and, oh yeah, her rumored affair with a very taken T.I.. Shaq, well, we all know Shaq... and much of what we know has nothing to do with basketball. Yes, he is also very well known for his philandering ways, especially while he was married to now ex-wife Shaunie. Supposedly, he recently purchased a mansion in Maryville, Tennessee, said to be Hoopz's hometown. The rumor of his engagement comes from the owner of the Tennessee waffle house where they were spotted eating a few weeks ago. We just want to know if that was before or after they scarfed down their reported meal of cheese eggs and waffles. We all know what a well-cooked down home meal can do to a brotha. Womp womp. [Source]

CHRIS BROWN & BOBBY VALENTINO BOTH HIT UP 106 AND PARK LOOKIN' QUITE UM, FANCY...

Bobby Valentino (bottom pic) explains himself:

I’ve always wanted to dress very edgy, very creative! If you don’t dress like the norm, people think it’s ugly. I’m glad I’m finally comfortable with being me!

Hmmm. Sounds more like he's coming out the closet! So, what's Chris Brown's deal? [Source]

SERENA CELEBRATES HAMPTON MAG COVER LIKE A PRO...

Serena attended her Hampton magazine cover party and looks great, doesn't she? Lovin' her poses...she's workin' that foot brace. Bet she can choke Russell Simmons out with those guns she calls arms... [Source]

LADY GAGA'S MALE ALTER EGO COVERS JAPAN VOGUE...

Mmmmkay. [Source]

TIGER'S EX-WIFE ELIN NORDEGREN TALKS TO PEOPLE MAG...

Yep, apparently that $100 million wasn't enough to gag her. Wonder how much People magazine paid her, 'cause she claims it will be her first AND last interview. Here's some of what she had to say:

“There was never any violence inside or outside our home,” she said. “The speculation that I would have used a golf club to hit him is just truly ridiculous. I did everything I could to get him out of the locked car,” she said. “To think anything else is absolutely wrong.”

“I’m so embarrassed that I never suspected—not a one. For the past 3 1/2 years, when all this was going on, I was home a lot more with pregnancies, then the children and my school.”

“I’ve been through hell! It’s hard to think you have this life, and then all of a sudden—was it a lie? You’re struggling because it wasn’t real. But I survived. It was hard, but it didn’t kill me.”

Hmph. We're more interested in seeing "Usher at Home" (pictured top right corner). [Source]

PRESIDENT OBAMA AND HIS SENSE OF HUMOR ARE PHOTO'D...

Check out President Obama gettin' in a little jokee-joke on the White House Trip Director, Marvin Nicholson, as they went through the University of Texas's volleyball locker room. Bet Marvin skipped desert that night. Lol! [Source]

NAOMI CAMPBELL COVERS UPSCALE MAG'S STYLE ISSUE, AUG/SEPT 2010...

Hmmm. Not feeling this look too much. Especially for a Naomi cover. They might need more people. [Source]

AWWW! THESE NEWLYWEDS WERE ADORABLE AT 17...

Alicia Keys and Swizz Beatz when they were 17...

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NOT EVERYBODY IS FOR THE LOVE OF RAY J...

If pictures could talk! What would it say? [Source]

LINDSAY LOHAN IS BACK ON THE STREETS, YA'LL...

Yep, she was released from UCLA's Neuropsychiatric hospital yesterday (Tuesday), after a 23 day stay. The judge ordered Ms. Lohan in for 90 days but hospital personnel felt it was too long. Also, we just learned that Lindsay's stay was costing $40k per week out of her own pocketbook, as her insurance didn't cover the stay. Hmmmm. Reportedly, she will continue with outpatient treatment. Hopefully, she cleans up her act. Hate to see someone not fulfilling their potential. Seriously.

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IN MEMORY OF AALIYAH DANA HAUGHTON (JAN 16, 1979 - AUG 25, 2001)... (VIDEO)

R.I.P. Baby Girl. You are missed. [YouTube links]

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NJ REUNION PREVIEW.... (VIDEO)

All these bishes are crazy. Can't wait for the throw-down (next Monday at 10pm)! [Source]

DO WE CARE THAT PARIS HILTON WAS ALMOST ATTACKED BY A MAN WITH 2 KNIVES? NAH. WE CARE MORE ABOUT WHY SHE NOW HATES KIM K.! (VIDEO)

Meh. We're not that moved by the fact that a man was arrested this morning for banging on Paris's back door and window holding 2 knives and was later arrested. Nope. However, it IS interesting that Paris "flew into a rage" last weekend when Kim K. was shown more love Lavos nightclub in Vegas and then mocked and ignored her. Kim supposedly talked trash after they played Paris's old single "Love is Blind" and even froze her out of a VIP table. Lol! Yeah, they say Paris is seething over all of Kim's successes because she "put Kim on the map". And, she may have, but Kim took it and ran without without a glance back.

It's no secret that Paris has been M.I.A. from the media lately (surely, not by choice), while Kim and her family are totally celebrated. Reportedly, Paris was a mean biyash when Kim was hanging out with her and styling her for events. Kim decided the "nice" road would be a better look, and it's totally worked for her. US Magazine printed the story, "Why Paris Hates Kim", if you want to read all the dirty dish. It wouldn't surprise us if Paris staged the potential break just to get back into the news. SMH.

And, you can hate on Kim all you want but she has turned the media attention into an empire fit for a true mogul. We're definitely not mad. And, for all of you who give Ray J and the "sex tape" credit for her fame, do your research. She was famous BEFORE the sex tape. And, if anything it hurt, not helped her. Get it straight. Pop the Trunk for video about the potential burglary...

CA WATCH: HEAT, HUMIDITY, SURF, AND FIRE DANGERS ON THE RISE...

Temperatures are in the triple digits and continuing to rise throughout the week. They are saying that the surf, humidity, and fire danger are also on the rise. There is an excessive heat warning in effect as of today, Tuesday. Hmmm...could this have ANYTHING to do with the story we posted a few days ago about the coronal hole in the sun which is turning towards earth? Yeah, remember we warned that the 24th and 25th of August would bring solar wind streams due to this massive hole in the sun which allows solar winds to escape. They say temperatures will drop by 30 degrees nearer to the weekend. Crazy.

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