CHELSEA CLINTON GOT MARRIED AND RHINEBECK, NY HAS NEVER SEEN BUSINESS SO GOOD...

Former First Daughter, Chelsea Clinton (ala Bill & Hillary), married her longtime boyfriend, financier Marc Mezvinsky, in Rhinebeck, NY today. The wedding is said to have been "lavish and low-key". Isn't her Vera Wang dress gorgeous? Low-key IT is not! While all is well financially with the Clintons, they're spreading the economic love in the small town of Rhinebeck just by being there. That's right, the business owners say things have been booming with wedding guests, hordes of media, and stalkers  interested townspeople buying up goods/ souvenirs like there's no tomorrow.  One merchant even described it as being "Christmas in July". Yup, there's just something about those Clintons. Can you say, Charmed? Pop the Trunk for Pics...

LEVI JOHNSTON'S EX-GIRL IS PREGNANT, BRISTOL MAY BE CALLING OFF THE WEDDING...

All hell is breaking loose again in the Palin household, just when we thought things were settled and quieting down. After news broke a few weeks ago that Bristol Palin and Baby Daddy Levi Johnston had gotten back together and are engaged again, now we're hearing that his ex got pregnant during the separation and Bristol is none too thrilled. Enough to possibly not go through with the wedding. Levi says he's not the father, not surprisingly. Though the ex admits Levi is one of three whom she hooked up with the week of conception, so all may not be lost with Bristol and Levi's reunion. Thing is, this is the same ex who was Bristol's bff when she stole Levi from her back before they hooked up and got pregnant. Yup. The ex says she was blindsided by her bestfriend's stab-in-the-back and hasn't spoken to her since their last phone conversation when Bristol explained to her that she couldn't help herself, after apologizing (of course). Sounds like a bit of karma to us. Brilliant! [Huff Post]

IT'S OFFICIAL! JENNIFER LOPEZ REPLACES KARA DIOGAURDI ON AMERICAN IDOL...

OK, COOL. NEXTTT!

LAURENCE FISHBURNE'S 19 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER IS DOING PORN, CREDITS KIM KARDASHIAN...(VIDEO)

This is just a testament to our society today and how some people will do whatever it takes to become famous. When Laurence Fishburne's 19 year old daughter, Montana aka Chippy-D, chooses porn "as a path" to stardom, we have a problem Houston. She apparently told TMZ that Kim Kardashian's career has inspired her to take the same sex tape route to famedom. Ummm how about asking daddy for some help in this area, Li'l Montana?

FIRE THREATENS SO. CALIFORNIA'S POWER SUPPLY...

A fire, which has been raging west of Palmdale, CA (called the "Crown Fire"), is said to be threatening all of Southern California's power supply. The fire is burning in Agua Dulce near the 14 freeway, very near the power lines that supply all of So. Cali's power. It has been burning out of control since about 3PM Thursday (yesterday). Firefighters are aggressively trying to prevent this from happening but as of 9AM is only 5% contained.  Road closures were enforced at about 9PM last night, and mandatory evacuations have ensued. Two other fires near the 14 freeway were also burning nearby but were both knocked down last night. Hopefully, the same will be the case for this Crown Fire soon. [KTLA]

JERSEY SHORE ANYONE? (VIDEO)

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We don't get it but they're "ratings gold". The new season premiered last night, and they were all over the place promoting it, including "Good Day L.A." Check out the clip if you're a fan, or too if you're scratching your head like us wondering what the big damn deal is. Who's watchin' this mess? Come on, fess up! [MSNBC]

AMERICAN IDOL CUTS THE FAT, BACK TO 3 JUDGES BUT NOT WHO MIGHT YOU THINK...

Reportedly, Kara DioGuardi has been fired from the show and none other than Jennifer Lopez is said to be her replacement. Kara's survival was based on whether or not Lopez would sign on and according to reports, she has officially done so. Simon's departure has been all the buzz and they're saying rocker Steven Tyler will sit in his seat. And, Ellen DeGeneres quit. Randy's contract has another year on it, and he hasn't been fired, so it's assumed he'll remain-- at least for now. We actually stopped watching a couple of seasons ago, but we may be tempted to tune in for the revamp. See, Fox 11, your plan worked already. [Reality Tea]

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LINDSAY LOHAN'S LEAVING JAIL...

Lindsays mom, Dina, and sis, Ally, are photographed leaving the Lynwood jail carrying bags of Lindsay's mail and books. Guess she's about to get out? That was fast. We also hear she has stylists (hair, clothes) on deck so she doesn't come out looking like a mad hobo. Who cares? It's not like anyone will take pictures of her exiting the jailhouse. (And, if you believe that we have a bridge to sell ya) *wink* Lol @ TMZ for calling Lindsay "the incarcerated former actress." Ya'll are cold. [TMZ]

KIM KARDASHIAN AND LALA COURT THE PAPS...

Girls night out at Katsuya in Beverly Hills is clearly all about being photographed by the paps. We usually shrug it off and go with the flow but we're still incensed from the story above about Laurence Fishbourne's daughter Montana doing porn in the name of Kim's fame. Anyway, pshhh, who are we?? [The YBF]

EWWW GROSS, YOUR CELL PHONE IS RIDDLED WITH BACTERIA...

Um, yeah. Apparently, microbiologist Chuck Gerba decided to do a study about the bacteria found on cell phones and came up with a shocking truth: you cell phone is dirtier than a public toilet handles (who touches those?!). Yup, and analysis was done on 25 cell phones and half of them came back with high warning levels of environmental bacteria. We're talkin' fecal matter and staph, people. Ewww! Totally sick now. Read the article yourself. We're done. [ABC NEWS]

"THE SOCIAL NETWORK" TRAILER... (VIDEO)

This looks like a good movie. Love how Justin Timberlake has transitioned to "serious" acting. Not all singing stars can pull that off. Oh-- and that's Kanye's new song Power playing in the background... [You Tube Link]

ADS FOR THAT AZZ!

PRESIDENT OBAMA HIT UP THE VIEW THIS MORNING... (WATCH)

The President was a hit on the view this morning. Barbara Walters even showed up from vacation heart surgery recovery to join the ladies on the couch-- which wasn't a surprise. Watch how he handles questions regarding race in America, Shirley Sherrod, his daughters, Snookie, Justin Bieber, and other stuff. Watch the clip for a taste. [You Tube Clip]

RANDOM PIC OF THE DAY: PICNIC BEAR WAITING ON DINNER

Classic. [Huff Post]

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SPOTTED: OUR FAVORITE HOLLYWOOD FATHER & DAUGHTER...

Yup, it's Lenny and Zoe Kravitz! The bohemian father and daughter duo were spotted out and about in NYC recently. Too cute. [Love for Fashion]

SHIRLEY SHERROD PREPARES TO SUE TEA PARTY BLOGGER ANDREW BREITBART...

Oh, yeahhhh. Ms. Sherrod is set to sue Andrew Breitbart, the blogger who turned her life upside down by posting that out of context clip of her in an attempt to portray her as a racist. All we have to say about this endeavor is, "Go Shirley, go!" You deserve every penny he's got! [Huff Post]

WOMAN WAKES UP TO FIND A RAPIST IN HER BED, SEE HER BROTHER'S RESPONSE... (VIDEO)

Wowww. A woman in Huntsville, AL woke up last night to find a strange man attempting to rape her in her bed. The story is crazy but to watch her brother, who came to her rescue, tell the bandit what's what is even more fascinating. Yes, that's him in the pic above (smh). We admit, he sounds more dangerous than he looks. *snickers* [Hip Hop Wired]

ESSENCE MAG UNDER FIRE FOR HIRING WHITE FASHION DIRECTOR...(VIDEO)

Reverse racism?  Hmmm. What if she is the best person for the job? Does the fact that she's white disqualify her? Lowkey: Anywhere else it'd be a lawsuit. [CNN]

STATE ATTORNEY GENERAL HALTS PENSIONS FOR BELL, CA ADMINISTRATORS...

At least until all are cleared of any criminal wrongdoing. We already hear jail doors slamming. After all,  The State Attorney General works in accordance with the Lt. Governor who is none other than Jerry Brown. Brown is running for CA Governor and there's an election to win in November... [L.A. Times]

PICS THAT PUT THE GULF OIL DISASTER INTO PERSPECTIVE....

 Beyond words... [Yahoo News]

PREPARE YOUR SAD FACE-- MISSING NBA PLAYER, LORENZEN WRIGHT FOUND DEAD...

According to reports, Lorenzen Wright had been missing since July 19th after visiting with his 6 kids and some friends. His body was found in a wooded area in southeast Memphis and foul play is suspected. Word is, he had a lot of cash on him at the time yet he was said to have been having money problems. Wright most recently played for the Cleveland Cavaliers. May he rest in peace. And, may his family also know comfort during this tragic time. [The YBF]

50 CENT CHARMS AND WINKS HIMSELF THROUGH VIEW INTERVIEW... (VIDEO)

50 Cent, lookin' more like a crisp Benji Frank, visited the ladies on "The View" to promote his new film. He was as charming as always and they were drewlin' all over him. Can't wait to see President Obama on today. How awesome that 50 preceded him. [You Tube Link]

KANYE WEST FREESTYLES FOR TWITTER STAFFERS... (VIDEO)

Leave it to Kanye to promote his new album AT Facebook AND Twitter headquarters. Facebook was yesterday, now Twitter staffers get the lunch break of a lifetime. That's on that Next Level ish. We're feelin it. [You Tube Link]

CHECK OUT OUR NEWEST PODCAST-- IT'S FIYAAHH!

Things are coming right along in the world of The Blaze Adams 247 Podcasts. We're on #3. Check it out and give us your feedback... Keep in mind it sounds better with the headphones :)

STARCRAFT II: OK, THE GAME MIGHT SUCK BUT THE TRAILER'S KINDA SICK... (VIDEO)

It's a bird, it's a plane... Up, up and awayyyy. Where are the Light Workers? (Don't ask.) [us.starcraft2.com]

SNEAK PEEK: MY GIRLFRIEND'S BACK... AND WITH AN ALL STAR CAST (VIDEO)

Actress Tangi Miller

Facebook friend-- Actress Tangi Miller--stars in the upcoming flick My Girlfriend's Back with Malik Yoba and CCH Pounder, among many others (see top pic). Yup-- Some real players are in this one. Looks good! We're in! [YouTube link]

FEDERAL JUDGE TEMPORARILY BLOCKS "RACIAL PROFILING" PROVISIONS WTHIN ARIZONA IMMIGRATION LAW 1070b...

A U.S District (Federal) Judge has put her foot on the controversial provisions in Arizona's Immigration Law 1070b, which goes into effect tomorrow.

The judge has blocked provisions in the law which she says can lead to deportation, such as; requiring immigrants to carry their documents at all times, prohibiting undocumented job seekers from soliciting work in front of public places (think Home Depot), and authorizing officers to exercise deportation when making unwarranted arrests for other crimes.

These are the parts of the controversial bill which critics say legalize racial profiling-- the reasons for all the negative emotion surrounding it.

Arizona's Governor is moving to appeal the blocked provisions saying, "it's just a small bump in the road." This thing just gets uglier and uglier, and we see both signs of the coin. But in the famous words of Rodney King, (all together now) "Can't we all just get along???" [Huff Post]

RIHANNA 2 SAVE THE PLANET IN A THEATRE NEAR YOU...(VIDEO)

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DAY 100 OF BP'S FRICKIN' GULF OIL SPILL DISASTER...

 Life on the Gulf hasn't been the same since the April 20th rig explosion. For the people (and the sea animals!) who work, live, and (used to) play there, Life's A Bitch. [Huff Post]

SPOTTED: BRANDY GETS BRAND-NEW ON THE SUNSET STRIP...

Brandy (and her huge designer bag) looks cute and happy at Sunset Plaza on the strip (as she should!). And, is she startin' to curve up on us??? Go on, Bran!

CHRIS TUCKER, ANOTHER CELEB ON THE IRS MOST WANTED LIST...

(SIGH) Joining the likes of Nicolas Cage and Wesley Snipes, Chris Tucker reportedly owes the IRS $11 Million! WTF?! Pop the Trunk for the breakdown...

MYA, COMING & GOING...

Singer/dancer Mya was spotted at the Washington Redskins Clinton Portis All White Party recently (top pic) and also on Miami's South Beach gettin' her tan on (bikini pics). Must be nice! And, clearly that Dancing with the Stars win did her some good. Pop the Trunk for more bikini pics... you know you want to :)

COVER WARS...

TERRELL OWENS FINDS A NEW NFL HOME, JOINS VH1 BFF...

We see you, T.O.! Yup, ya boy Terrell Owens has officially joined the Cincinnati Bengals (our favorite team since L.A. has NONE) where he will join VH1 reality show bff, Chad OchoCinco Johnson. Make it werrrk! In a nutshell, T.O.'s career looks like this: (Wide receiver) Drafted from the Univ of TN at Chattanooga to the S.F. 49ers in 1996, from there he was traded to the PA Eagles (after falling out with the 49er's front office) . After 2 years with the Eagles, he went to the Dallas Cowboys but was given an "unconditional release" March 04,2009. Days later he signed with the Buffalo Bills. And, now-- a year later-- the Bengals. Interesting.