INFLUX OF VISIBLE PLANETS PROMPTS U.N. TO APPOINT EARTH CONTACT FOR ALIENS ...

No joke! Reportedly, there has been a recent discovery of hundreds of new planets around the stars, and alien contact is said to be on the horizon. With that said, the United Nations has decided that they are the most appropriate point of contact given the nature of what they do. Strangely, we buy it. We grew up with E.T. and "Close Encounters of the Third Kind". And, remember, "Third Rock From the Sun?". Oh, they're are just too many to name. "V" and "Independence Day" come to mind too. Duhhhh! By the way, they say they will most likely come in a radio or light signals, rather than in the flesh. Yikesss! Anywhoo, if you doubt us, Pop the Trunk for the details...