IN VAN DER SLIME NEWS: THE JUDGE SAYS HIS CONFESSION WAS VALID...

We're a few days late on this but, Finally! Justice is being served to this Fool! Peru's legal system works much differently than it does here in the U.S.. Especially, when it comes to murder. Burn devil burn! [Huffington Post]

TEAM JORAN VAN DER SLOOT, BACK TO THEIR OLD TRICKS... NOW HE SAYS HE WAS TRICKED. SMH (VIDEO)

Stephanie Flores Ramirez

Natalee Holloway

These dude. Surely you're already up to speed on Joran van der Sloot's arrest for the murder of Peruvian student, Stephanie Flores Ramirez.  Van der Sloot was caught on camera with Ms. Ramirez both leaving the casino (where they met) and entering his hotel room. The floor was soaked with blood and her brutalized body was found wrapped in a blanket on the floor in his room. He was caught trying to leave the city in a cab. The physical evidence is stacked against him and after one night of interrogation by Interpol, he confessed to the murder. Now, he says he "was tricked" and wants to recant. Really? Here we go again. (Wait there's more...)

JORAN VAN DER SLOOT CONFESSES TO PERUVIAN GIRL'S MURDER...

Joran Van der Sloot confessed to the brutal murder of 21 year old Pervian business student, Stephany Flores. Per Yahoo News, "Joran confessed to breaking Stephany's neck after she allegedly used his laptop without his permission and then learned he was connected with Natalee Holloway's death." In his confession, he stated, "he didn't mean to kill her", and "the girl intruded into his private life." Sentencing is forthcoming. In Peru, the max sentence for murder is 35 years. Joran has yet to be held accountable the killing of 18 year old American tourist Natalee Holloway in Aruba in May 2005 but hopefully that will happen after sentencing. Ironically (or not) Stephany's murder was 5 years to the date of Natalee's. Van der Sloot was arrested twice in Natalee's case but never charged. A big part of why is being blamed on the Aruban police/gov't's sloppiness, and also that he was possibly protected because his father was an Arubian judge and attorney who may have used his influence to keep him free. Van der Sloot's father passed away this past February. Finally! Justice will be served! #karmasabitch [Yahoo News]