Showing posts with label Shawn Southwick. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Shawn Southwick. Show all posts

Saturday, April 17, 2010

UPDATE: Larry King Ain't No Dummy! It's Cheaper to Keep Her!



Word is that Larry King and his wife Shawn may not divorce after all. Seems ol' Larry is still wearing his thinking cap 'cause with NO PRENUP and the cheating (with her sister!) accusations, he's totally fugged!

TMZ reports Friday that King and wife Shawn Southwick, who both filed for divorce on Wednesday, reunited Thursday night at their son's baseball game and are now considering calling the divorce off. The couple has reportedly agreed to go to therapy to save their marriage.

TMZ adds:

Sources intimately familiar with the situation tell TMZ, Shawn and Larry both say they love each other and both would like to figure out how to work things out, but there's one little thing standing in the way ... Shawn believes Larry is still shtupping her sister.
Shawn's sister, Shannon Engemann, has denied the affair, saying King is "like a father" to her.

It wouldn't be the first time King has pulled the "break up to make up" trick. He married his third wife, Alene Akins twice: once in 1961 (divorced in 1963) and then again in 1967 (divorced in 1972).


What seems obvious to us is that since there's NO PRENUP, Larry may be doing whatever to keep Shawn out of divorce court. It's the "cheaper to keep her" reconciliation package: Begging, pleading, empty promises of monogamy, counseling, etc., you know the deal.

Hey, Larry, good luck with that!

via Huffington Post, TMZ

Thursday, April 15, 2010

LARRY KING IS THE NEW ELIZABETH TAYLOR!



Wow! Larry King says SCREW THIS to his 13 year marriage and filed for divorce from his much younger wife, Shawn Southwick. But don't feel sorry for Shawn 'cause word is there was NO prenup, which is astonishing since ol' Larry is worth a reported $100 Mill. We also hear that ol' Larry may have been cheating on Shawn for several years with ....wait for it... Shawn's YOUNGER SISTER, Shannon! OMG! Can you say scandalous???

We know why Larry would cheat (men are dogs?) but why would Shawn's sister go there? Could she not resist ol' Larry's sex appeal *scratching head* or was she blinded by $$$$$? We say the bitch was blinded! But you never know, Shawn may have put her up to it so that she could escape having to keep rubbing toes at night with a corpse... oops! (did we say that out loud???) we mean ol' Larry. With no prenup she won't be a victim of post divorce blues, that's for sure!

Hmmm...really Larry? NO PRENUP??? Poor thing, probably thought Shawn was THE ONE. Still, Larry! Dayum! ***Sidebar: Seems like Larry's dough is what keeps his blood pumping, without it we imagine he'd turn to dust. Maybe he's ready to blow away? Oops, again!

Anywho, we want to know how many more marriages ol' Larry has in him? Can he squeeze one more in? As it stands, he's the new Elizabeth Taylor with 8(!) marriages under his belt. Bet once Shawn is finished with him in divorce court, his days of ($)blinding($) women into marriage (&/or betraying their own sister) will be over.

Pic via www.thelifefiles.com