LARRY KING IS THE NEW ELIZABETH TAYLOR!

Wow! Larry King says SCREW THIS to his 13 year marriage and filed for divorce from his much younger wife, Shawn Southwick. But don't feel sorry for Shawn 'cause word is there was NO prenup, which is astonishing since ol' Larry is worth a reported $100 Mill. We also hear that ol' Larry may have been cheating on Shawn for several years with ....wait for it... Shawn's YOUNGER SISTER, Shannon! OMG! Can you say scandalous???

We know why Larry would cheat (men are dogs?) but why would Shawn's sister go there? Could she not resist ol' Larry's sex appeal *scratching head* or was she blinded by $$$$$? We say the bitch was blinded! But you never know, Shawn may have put her up to it so that she could escape having to keep rubbing toes at night with a corpse... oops! (did we say that out loud???) we mean ol' Larry. With no prenup she won't be a victim of post divorce blues, that's for sure!

Hmmm...really Larry? NO PRENUP??? Poor thing, probably thought Shawn was THE ONE. Still, Larry! Dayum! ***Sidebar: Seems like Larry's dough is what keeps his blood pumping, without it we imagine he'd turn to dust. Maybe he's ready to blow away? Oops, again!

Anywho, we want to know how many more marriages ol' Larry has in him? Can he squeeze one more in? As it stands, he's the new Elizabeth Taylor with 8(!) marriages under his belt. Bet once Shawn is finished with him in divorce court, his days of ($)blinding($) women into marriage (&/or betraying their own sister) will be over.

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Dash Gets Ditched! Rachel Roy is Outeee!

Better Times...

Never met the man but per public opinion, Damon Dash is a douche and deserves this mountain of problems to rob him of everything he's got including his dignity. What do I mean, you ask? Well, after losing a semi-public battle with his bread and butter, JayZ, Dash has spiraled down from the top of the Roc to looking like he'll soon be sleeping under one. Dash is beffudled with failed business, tax debt, mortgage debt, a rock pile of lawsuits, cars being repo'd, not to mention the public humiliation of falling off of the Roc. But he has his gorgous and talented wife, Rachel Roy by his side at least. 'Cause you need support when going throu... What's that? No, you say? She bounced??? Why? What happened? Ohhh, yea. He's broke...AND he's Dame Dash. Dayum. For someone to tolerate him, let alone marry him, with money is plain crazy. But to be with him broke? With that bragadocious-ness and arrogance that he wears like suited armour? At least if he has money you think, "Hmmmph. He's an asshole but he's successful so it must work for him." But that mouth and attitude and no money says, "He's an asshole and it's ruining his life." Hopefully, he lands on his feet in an innovative new way. This means he will have to experience and cooperate with MAJOR CHANGE. ***See post about "CHANGE" about 5 posts down***

Whatever. Cheers to Rachel's Fresh Start and Damon's Path to Finding Himself. Namaste'.