Man Dies after HUGE EEL Was Mysteriously Inserted In His Rectum-- Friends Confess, Say It Was A Joke!

With friends like these, who in the hell needs enemies, hit-men, or mercenaries? Jeesh! Here's the scoop:


Per huffingtonpost.com:

A Chinese man has died after an eel was inserted in rectum by friends as, reports claim, a joke.
Doctors in Sichaun, China, apparently found the creature, a 50cm Asian swamp eel, in the 59-year-old man's rectum after he had died from internal bleeding.The eel had reportedly done severe damage to the man's intestines. While doctors were initially baffled as to how the eel could have gotten there, the man's friends allegedly confessed that they had inserted the live creature as a joke after a bout of heavy drinking.

 Wow...just Wow.