MEGAN FOX GOT MARRIED YA'LL... #RandomPost

Yes Lezzies and Gentlemen, Megan Fox is officially off the market. Reportedly, she and on and off beau (burned out former 90210 heart-throb) Brian Austin Green got married in an intimate ceremony at the Four Seasons on the Big Island of Hawaii sometime last week. Actually, we're more interested in knowing whether or not she found the ring. The heffa dropped in the beach sand after accepting Brian's proposal and when it finally got reported it still hadn't been found. Dote! (Homer Simpson voice) [TMZ]

SHIA LABOUF - MEAGAN FOX + ROSIE HUNTINGTON WHITELEY = TRANFORMERS 3

There's lots of gossip about this one but who really cares? Sue us, it's a slow news day. Anyway Transformers has a  fan base and we doubt that it revolves around the female lead. Whomever it is. Anyway, the rumors are kind of juicy though: Director Michael Bay fired Meagan because she would no longer bow down to his King Henry-ish ways. Meagan's acting ability is also in question, so we hear. Per E! online, it's "hotness over talent" with the choice of (British) model Rosie Huntington Whiteley as Fox's replacement. But again, who cares? We'll pro'lly catch in On Demand, if at all... #notafan


Via E! online