Yes Lezzies and Gentlemen, Megan Fox is officially off the market. Reportedly, she and on and off beau (
burned out former 90210 heart-throb) Brian Austin Green got married in an intimate ceremony at the Four Seasons on the Big Island of Hawaii sometime last week. Actually, we're more interested in knowing whether or not she found the ring. The heffa dropped in the beach sand after accepting Brian's proposal and when it finally got reported it still hadn't been found.
Dote! (Homer Simpson voice) [
TMZ]
