Friday, April 23, 2010

THURSDAY'S TABLOID TIDBITS: Break Ups, Hook Ups, Divorce, Cheating, & Smackdowns (Not necessarily in that Order!)

Not only do we spend our time surfing the net for juicy news stories and scandalous pics (for you!), we also read the taboids (tabs). With that, we can't keep letting their little juicy tidbits die with Friday morning's trash pick up:



  • Word is (In Touch magazine), Charlie Sheen was "poorly disguised" (wearing dark thick mustache circa 1976, sunglasses, beanie, over-sized coat and sweater) while out frolicking with his side piece, lingerie model Angelina Tracy, one recent sunny afternoon.  Clearly Ol' Charlie Boy didn't realize he was being followed by the paps... or could it have been his wife, Brooke Mueller's, private (eye) investigator? It's not unknown that they are having problems. Just last Christmas Ol' Brooke called the po-po's on him for putting a knife to her throat and threatening to kill her. He's still going to court for that incident... we doubt he gets jail time, but we shall see. But this is 'Ol Charlie's M.O (along with the prostitutes and chronic drug use).. Didn't Brooke see how things played out with Charlies ex-wife Denise Richards? That shyit was all over the news when it was goin' down. Oops, our bad! She was too busy stealing him away from her *coughs* being courted by him at that point. *twirls hair, gazes upward*
  •   Word is (US magazine), Justine Timberlake is flirting around (and very possibly cheating) on girlfriend of more than two years, Jessica Biel, with (surprise!) ex-girlfriend of four years, A-list actress, Cameron Diaz.  See, Justin and Cameron are playing love interests in a new film (which we thought was crazy since the break up in '07 was nasty and scandalous) and Jessica is said to be Freaking the F out (as she should!). Supposedly, Jessica's too damn clingy, and gettin' on Justin's last nerve. But Cameron is laid back and fun loving, providing a much needed reprieve from clingy Jessica. Ironically, Jessica may possibly be the reason Justin broke up with Cameron back in January 2007. Cameron went into a (public) rage after spotting Justin and Jessica flirting heavily at a Golden Globe's after party. We heard that the "Long Beach" in Cameron came out when she confronted the two with "so what is she your f*cking girlfriend now?!" Oooh, to be a fly on that wall!  Anyhoo, with that in mind, hooking up with Justin would be the ultimate revenge for Cameron... according to US mag, of course. Not Cameron herself.  Lastly it's said that Justin likes to be fought over. He is also supposedly a coward who can't break up with someone and move on. Instead he strings them along while being openly "distracted" pushing the girl to break up with him. *scratches head* Makes sense to us! Moving on...
  •  Word is (US magazine) that our beloved (actress) Stacey Dash (best known for 1995's Clueless) recently filed a restraining order against her soon-to-be-ex Emmanuel Xuereb (they are pic'd above during happier times). Stacey is claiming that Emmanuel beat her during their 7 year message. Damn Shame! Dionne (Clueless) would have never put up with that shyit! Damn Stacey. How many husband's is this for you now? Guess that's what makes her a goddess... She mesmerizes them and keeps it movin'. And, this recent pin-up model is 44 years old! We're.Not.Mad!
  •  Word is (Twitter) that Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy have split. This is yesterday's news but what makes it spicy is that now Jenny's single but her ex-hubby/baby daddy is now all wrapped up in serial man eater Jennifer Love Hewitt (whom we adore, btw). Hopefully, Jenny had no plans on going back to the ex... and she and Jenny don't have no problems (Niecy Nash's Clean House voice). If that fight ever goes down, our money's on Jenny "from the block trailer park" McCarthy!
  • Word is (US magazine) that Kim Kardashian's ex-husband was physically abusive. Hmmm... Wonder why this is coming up? This is not new news. We wonder if it's designed to take the attention off of her new relationship with a young hot Portuguese Soccer star Cristiano Rolano Daily (pic'd above receiving Player of The Year Award)? Or, to say Out Loud that Armenian Kim needs to stay away from Black men? We say that because of her very public breakup with Reggie Bush who it is now being reported was most likely cheating on Kim. There's also Ray J Norwood (Singer Brandy's lil' brother, also Black) who took the blame for publicizing his and Kim's sex tape made when they were a couple. And, now they've dug up an abusive Black ex-husband. Her first marriage, unapproved by the family, while she was still in her teens (19?). Hmmm... None of those situations are a good look for Kim K. And, supposedly C. Rolano has hooked up with (lately M.I.A from the media) Paris Hilton in the past and that ain't right either. Maybe Kim needs to keep it movin'? But hold up! We just read Mr. C. Rolano was set to sign a world record sponsorship deal with Nike. id it happen? We need to check up on that! It says here in an article dated Feb 10, 2010 that he was being offered $6 Million per year until 2014! That's $24Million for 4 years! Not bad. Reportedly, these numbers mean that C. Ronaldo is going down in history as the best paid "football" player where sponsorships are concerned. Hmmm... Maybe Kim's on the right path. We'll let Mom-Dukes Chris Jenner keep doin' her thing. Who are we??? 
Sources cited above. Thanks for hanging.

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