Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Gwyneth Paltrow to Joaquin Phoenix: "Go live in the projects..."


Lady Gwyneth Paltrow has a piece of snobby advice for self-proclaimed former actor turned rapper, Joaquin Phoenix. Per her interview with MTV UK, as documented by People magazine, when Gwyneth was asked if she had advice for her "Two Lovers" co-star, Joaquin, regarding his career change, she scoffed: "Hmmm...maybe to go live in the projects for a few years to get some authenticity, maybe." Ouch! We can read this all kind of ways but she has made it clear that she disapproves. I find it interesting that she "no comments" on everything else under the sun but for this she's boldly open. Sending him a message, maybe? She obvously feels entitled in this case. I can hear her now: (fake British accent) "Joaquin, Dahhhling, your being aub-so-lutely ridiculous. You are in diar need of a bauth and a shave, Dahhhling. And, you surrrely must leave that aw-fulll rap business au-lone. It's aub-so-lute-ly dreaad-ful. Call me when you've regained your saunity. We'll do lunch."

Biyaaach!

Aside, seriously, Joaquin. Stop playin'. Listen to your girl, Gwyennie. She's aub-so-lutely right!

Article in the trunk: http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20265827,00.html

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