PRESIDENT OBAMA ELBOWED IN THE MOUTH PLAYING BASKETBALL, GETS 12 STITCHES...(WHERE THEY DO THAT AT???)

The culprit, Rey Decerega, the director of programs for the Congressional Hispanic Caucus Institute (who didn't apologize O.-), had this to say: "I learned today the president is both a tough competitor and a good sport. I enjoyed playing basketball with him this morning. I'm sure he'll be back out on the court again soon." Hmpf! When in the heck did this kind of ish become okay? Who puts hands on the President of the United States of America and not get punished? Oh, yeah-- this guy, Rey Decerega! Think someone paid him? Maybe someone who likes TEA? Hmmm. Just a thought. (Oh, yeah. We're a jaded bunch of loons, in case you hadn't noticed.) Anyhoo-- Obama got all 12 stitches in his upper lip. And, that's gotta hurt. Way to go hard in the paint, Prez!

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