RIHANNA GETS OFFICIAL WAX FIGURE, TOO HOT TO SHOW UP FOR REVEAL...

Washington D.C.'s Madam Tussaud's Wax Museum revealed Rihanna's wax figure this morning. Rihanna didn't show up for the unveiling but she did get a sneak peek last week (below). We think it was more like a pre-reveal approval that she gave. Imagine if it wasn't up to par. Jay Z and all his goons would've burned the place down. Well, maybe they wouldn't have gone to those extremes--
but you get us, right?

Look at the boobies on that thing. Geesh.
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