EWWW GROSS, YOUR CELL PHONE IS RIDDLED WITH BACTERIA...

Um, yeah. Apparently, microbiologist Chuck Gerba decided to do a study about the bacteria found on cell phones and came up with a shocking truth: you cell phone is dirtier than a public toilet handles (who touches those?!). Yup, and analysis was done on 25 cell phones and half of them came back with high warning levels of environmental bacteria. We're talkin' fecal matter and staph, people. Ewww! Totally sick now. Read the article yourself. We're done. [ABC NEWS]