D-WADE AND GABBY ARE FREE TO CANOODLE, EX-WIFE'S LAWSUIT DISMISSED...

Remember that lawsuit Dwayne Wade's ex-wife Siovaughn filed against he and girlfriend Garielle Union during their custody battle? Yea, she claimed that their PDA and 'sexual foreplay' was negatively affecting their children-- mentally disturbing them (that sounds weird but you know what we mean). Well, D and G denied the allegations, and now the judge has tossed the suit calling it "improper jurisdiction". (Where are the sound effects when you need them?) Lol! Now what is Sio gon' do? You know she's plottin' somethin'! [Source]